Last night my parents picked up the puppy. My sister and I called to hear how it went and my sister asked my mom to hold the phone up the the puppy so he could lick the phone. My mom said he didn’t know what to do with it. Not that I’m comparing this guy to Woofie, but Woofie would have known. Maybe not when he was a puppy though.
What a darling little puppy. You’re folks must be proud. I can’t wait to hear what the final name is going to be. It’s been suspenseful. This has been one of the longest climatic endings I’ve ever been apart of. We’re all emotionally invested with you on this one! Keep us posted, and I know you will.
Michael.
La.
Here are some free names!
Free!
Allan
Hammy
Bob
Steve Kincaid
I’d hate to see the process when you name your first born!
I’ll still offer the same picks at that time: Lucky, Elmo, Boogie or Muffin and I can’t forget Oreo.
Hopefully the Alison Rosen production studio will post the Brit Clip.
Don’t worry Ted, We’re gonna name the baby after me. Even if it’s a girl, we’re gonna name it Michelle. It’s a win win.
I’m kidding of course.
Michael.
La.
Alison Rosen: if beauty and brains were a chocolate sundae, I would pop her cherry in my mouth, then finish eating the rest of her.
Alison Rosen: if beauty and brains were a ginger bread house, I would enter her sugar walls,then eat her from the inside out.
Doesn’t that give you a warm feeling inside? Now I’m suddenly hungry.
Greg Gutfeld: If quick wit and charm were a McDonald’s playground, I would dive head first into his balls, carefully not to touch the blue ones.
That is alarming!
Michael.
La.
Okay, I just went to the TonyBlog and saw where you made brief statements referring to your party. Are we like your step-children over here? Throw us a frikkin’ bone…. That isn’t meant to be mean at all.
Michael.
La.
LMFAO, so when this happens is she moving to Louisiana or are you moving to New York…or are we just talking bastard?
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Welcome to Ted’s world:
So I’m partying at the club…when, all of the sudden from across the room, I see what appears to be Alison at the Bar. Yeah, no shit, I was surprised myself! How could there be two of her…right? So, I cautiously walked through the crowd and her back was to me. I said, “Excuse me! Are you Alison Rosen?” She turned and rather abruptly replied, “No!” I said, “Well, that’s ok could I buy you a drink or two or three?” She said, “Um, what’s your name.” I replied, “They call me TED.” She then whispered, “Ted…I know guys like you! Big strong guys like you!” I said, “oh, really.” She again whispered, Yeah, guys like you are typically hung like a light switch….and stuck in the off position. She turned and kissed an equally attractive female standing next to her. After a few seconds, I removed the verbal “foot” from my ass and walked back to my friend’s table. After about 30 minutes, I thought to myself, well it’s really more like a round dimmer switch but I chose not to re-approach and share that. 🙂
Quote of the Day:
“Hey, I think that’s my long lost puppy Snow Crack!!!! ! Tell your parents to give it back to its rightful owner at this instant!!!!!”
-Jack “I LOST MY DOG” Hoff, Idaho
Nice one Ted. You got me there.
Michael.
La.